Just trying to decide what colour Tee I should put it on...hmmm.
Also seeing as it was a sunday, a few hours ago which means that this evening we were treated to The camp fest spectacular that is the "dorothy goodbye Song" from Andy Lloyds quest to find a girl to wear ruby slippers in his new production of the wizard of oz.
Its such a celebration of musical theatre campiness, which is such a train wreck its cringe worthy to watch, which of corse gives it that spectacular edge.
Firstly the girls that survived recite the munchkin lines from "ding dong the witch is dead"
which when put in context is rather cruel. But the speak them like its moving poetry, its so delightfully horrid.
Then of corse the dimissed dorothy is stripped of her shoes and sent over to be swung over her fellow contestants on a giant sparkly moon, before being whipped out of shot.
Her last line being "Why oh why can't I?" well its because the public don't like you dear.
Gotta give dani credit she really went out with a a bang loved her ending, but poor girl was trying to Emote with her hands whilst sat on the moon! Thats a bad thing cos those stage hands controlling the moon arn't exactly moving that thing at a lesurely pace, she could have fallen off! now that would have been and exit to remember.
Last rant on the dorothy program...Whats with the "mash ups" Mixing sondheim with Beyonce? doesn't really work :S
They are all in Long over coats (which is musical theatre for saddness) Singing "losing my mind" then Suddenly strip down to skimpy dresses and shake their boot-ay?
what strange, strange television you are giving us andy lloyd.
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